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Stuff You Can't Live Without

You never knew this stuff existed, now your life won't be complete without it.

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Stuff You Can’t Live Without

You didn’t need this stuff yesterday, but that’s only because you didn’t know it existed. We’ve got something for that special rude or stupid someone in your life and for you, too! Such fine wares were never offered elsewhere, we’re sure.

T-Shirts!
 
We're taking pre-orders for our 100% cotton t-shirts. Pictures of the designs will be posted soon. All shirts should be ready in early December, just in time for the holidays.
 
Pre-order now to make sure you’re the first on the block with one. We’re sure these will become collectibles, too (isn’t everything these days?), so be sure to get the whole set while you can!
 
 
 
 
Which Style?
Men's or Women's?
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Get Someone Certified!
 
Know someone who’s certifiably rude or stupid but don’t know how to tell them? Get them Rude or Stupid certified by us!

You give us the information and we’ll send them a certificate signed by Rude R. Stupid himself.
 
Choose from a digital version (PDF) or the fancy, frameable print version.
 
We know you know someone who needs one!
 
 
Electronic or Paper?
Rude or Stupid?
Honoree's name
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